COPYRIGHT RUN RAMPANT

Right, so listen up. The UK market is heating up with a whole load of copyright. Minors are faking it to get into clubs, pubs, and buy booze. It's a right jungle out there, mate. The cops are battling to keep up with the fad, but these crafty rascals are always one step ahead. It's a game of chicken at this point. Some are even using fancy sof